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Idiot men and what they need to know...

Sun Feb 5, 2012 1:39 AM EST
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In my stupid, mad, drunken, rage, I need to do say some things. This may never see anyone, but, in the off chance it does, sorry. I try to keep my composure on here, but I am extremely hurt.

If you take your significant other out, there are certain rules of life that should be followed, or you become a jerk.

1) That ditzy waitress that has the same size boobs, and a smaller ass, though taller by 3 inches, does not have much of an incline on the woman who is a.) exactly her waist size, b.) can EAT. That means real food, not salad. c.) can hold a conversation with just about anyone because of the brain cell she has, and d.) she at least has a little cheek to the rear there. Not a flat piece of bone with cardboard wrapped around it.

2) If you must stare, dont make it obvious to the woman whom you supposedly LOVE. Then she gets pretty damn upset, and feels low, and you know that is just gonna make a bad night for everyone.

3) If you are caught doing this, at least make an effort to conceal it, not "I wasnt staring at her, I was looking at such and such" when she violently hits your leg with her leg, along with "You SOB!" look. Make a good point of finding a really interesting artifact.

4) At least make sure she doesnt resemble a childless version of your woman. Thats just wrong, and REALLY makes them feel bad, especially after you do your half assed attempt at making it ok.

5) If the woman you have at home is wearing makeup for the first time in damn near a year because she ACTUALLY managed to get that far in her day, SHOW HER THAT YOU APPRECIATE IT, NOT STARE AT THE DUMB AS A DOORKNOB, AND NOT EVEN THAT HOT, WAITRESS BECAUSE YOU COULDNT FIND ANYTHING BETTER!

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cried

Voted up, but I can't help it! I do try, but its the way my mind works. I've tried to be better :-( and I am still trying. Doing better each year too!

  • 5 votes
#1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 6:00 AM EST
wowed by the force

Well, at least you try. It is really bad when after you knee him, and he immediately says "I wasnt staring at her!" And you give him that "you are such a terrible liar!" look, and then look over you shoulder to the area of the restaurant he cant take his eyes off, and say "what about that?" Then he completely stops looking that way for a total of 30 minutes, until he thinks you arent watching him again. Its even worse when his friend that is with him made a valiant effort to save him earlier in the night by saying "She is TOO blond, and she really isnt that hot. I like brain cells" in order to get him to see that he is really only stalking her visually, with his woman sitting right there, pissed because he is so busy staring at the idiot waitress to even hear the conversation his wife and friend are trying to have with him.

Men are dumb. They need to be slapped at least 4 times a day.

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 9:37 AM EST
cried

Hmmm, but what if I like it?

  • 2 votes
#1.2 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:00 AM EST
wowed by the force

Thats really not surprising. All men are into extreme violence. It says so in that seed about men- 7 reasons, lol.

Just do yourself a flavor. Go get a piece of leather and walk around smacking yourself, you'll feel better.

  • 4 votes
#1.3 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:28 AM EST
cried

Um, I should have said this earlier, but I do agree with your article. All 5 points.

(just trying to be clearer here)

  • 3 votes
#1.4 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 11:27 PM EST
wowed by the force

LOL! Thanks! Now, we just need the beast to pay attention. He actually said "I wasnt looking at her, I was looking over at those people!" The ones she was serving.

I appreciate a male that realizes these things, te-he!

  • 3 votes
#1.5 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:20 AM EST
Andrew331978

In my case, none of those rules apply since I'm married to a drop dead gorgeous woman (see my profile pic) who is bisexual.

As a matter of fact, we end up checking the chicks out together and if we manage to bring one home with us so much the better.

We so love the lifestyle :)

  • 4 votes
#1.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 2:21 AM EST
wowed by the force

Yeah, well, it would be different if our scenario was like that, but its not, lol. I wouldnt bring a chic aroud him because of the obvious issues he has with self control. Thats not to say that I wouldnt tell him if I thought a chic was hot, I tried, he over does it to the highest extent. "Would you tap that, babe?" No, I would not tap that. She aint even hot, and she looks like a bitch. And she has no ass at all syndrome.

  • 3 votes
#1.7 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:13 AM EST
Andrew331978

I wouldnt bring a chic aroud him because of the obvious issues he has with self control.

Ah, boys will be boys. :)

  • 2 votes
#1.8 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:32 AM EST
wowed by the force

Yeah but men should be men, lol.

  • 2 votes
#1.9 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:52 AM EST
Kinkomaster

But men are just big boys... :D

Andrew... you're over here, too?! heh heh

  • 4 votes
#1.10 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST
wowed by the force

But they become big boys when they have a bigger... Brain :P

  • 3 votes
#1.11 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:34 PM EST
Kinkomaster

Exactly right... :D

  • 3 votes
#1.12 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:36 PM EST
Andrew331978

Andrew... you're over here, too?! heh heh

I'm a wandering spirit...

But they become big boys when they have a bigger... Brain :P

For the record, like the Huggies commercial says, I'm a big boy now :p

  • 3 votes
#1.13 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST
cried

But they become big boys when they have a bigger... Brain

Actually, Wowed, by about 5 years old our brains are as large as they are going to ever get.

There are exceptions to this (for women in certain circumstances) but not for men.

  • 3 votes
#1.14 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST
wowed by the force

Now it all makes sense....

  • 3 votes
#1.15 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM EST
Kinkomaster

Our brain may stop growing at age 5, but our "small brain" never seems to mature. It... *hesitates* ... I think I better stop while I'm ahead.

  • 3 votes
#1.16 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 1:47 PM EST
wowed by the force

Thats what I was thinking, lol.

  • 2 votes
#1.17 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 3:09 PM EST
Kinkomaster

Hey... don't you get snippy with me...

  • 2 votes
#1.18 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 3:23 PM EST
wowed by the force

Who said that was snippy? I thought it was... Honest.

  • 2 votes
#1.19 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 3:29 PM EST
Kinkomaster

Well... one person's "honest" is another person's "snippy". Thinking about it... that might not be the best word to use with you... you do have a lot of household appliances around you. :D

  • 3 votes
#1.20 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 9:42 AM EST
wowed by the force

Your right! I do have alot of appliances around me. Right now I am looking at an electric knife.

  • 3 votes
#1.21 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 1:17 PM EST
Kinkomaster

I was worried about that... have I told you how sweet red heads are lately?

  • 2 votes
#1.22 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 1:32 PM EST
Defense Counsel

Kink my brother.....slowly inch toward the door...do not lose eye contact....now slowly grab the door handle.....twist ever so slowly.....now........wait for it....wait for it...wait..wai..wa.w.........

  • 3 votes
#1.23 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 1:48 PM EST
wowed by the force

No, but everyone likes a good suck up...

  • 2 votes
#1.24 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 1:48 PM EST
Defense Counsel

wahhhhhhhhhhhh, nobody laughed at comment to Kinkomister :(

  • 3 votes
#1.25 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 3:12 PM EST
Kinkomaster

Don't worry, DC... I appreciated it, even if our host didn't. Hmmm... wowed... whatcha doin' with the electric knife. Pssst... DC... I got the door open. Move quick...

  • 2 votes
#1.26 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 3:48 PM EST
wowed by the force

Um Idiots, Im behind you...

:}

  • 1 vote
#1.27 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:37 PM EST
Defense Counsel

holy @!$%# she just cut my ear off run dammit run!!!!!!!

  • 3 votes
#1.28 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:51 PM EST
Kinkomaster

*Sprays her with a flame thrower and stops as she calmly walks thru it* Wow... she's like Michael Meyers!!! Except hot and a red head... with a frickin' electric knife... and the ability to teleport. Grab one of the kids!! Wait... they're dolls!! WTF!!! heh heh

  • 2 votes
#1.29 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:59 PM EST
wowed by the force

ROFLMAO! I cant stop laughing enough to think...

    #1.30 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:05 PM EST
    Defense Counsel

    If I believed in God I would be making one of those cross thingies and mumbling.....but she would prolly take the cross and stick it in my remaining ear..........Kink don't freak out.......she's eating my hand..........very,very slowly......go kink...save yourself....i can't go on....

      #1.31 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:11 PM EST
      wowed by the force

      You can live without a ear and a hand, I promise :}

      Now, if only I had A1.

        #1.32 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:26 PM EST
        wowed by the force

        Do you wash under your nails EVER?!

          #1.33 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:27 PM EST
          Defense Counsel

          yes but I'm clawing for my life....there could be anything under them now...

          • 2 votes
          #1.34 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:50 PM EST
          wowed by the force

          Oh. Is that where these scratches keep coming from?

          • 1 vote
          #1.35 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:00 PM EST
          Defense Counsel

          Yes sis!!!!! You awe scawing me now!!! :O>

          • 1 vote
          #1.36 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:36 PM EST
          wowed by the force

          Alright! GEEZ! You sure are no fun today. HMPH. :{

          • 1 vote
          #1.37 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:38 PM EST
          Kinkomaster

          *Shoots wowed in the head with a Nerf gun and looks at it quickly before slamming it to the ground* They make these guns too damn realistic nowadays. I can't leave you, bro. Not like she a zombie or anything... she's just "mountain folk". *takes a step back as wowed's attention changes. Kink takes a step back.* What? I didn't say it was a bad thing. Plus if you were, your kids would be playing with real guns, not those stupid toy guns.

          • 2 votes
          #1.38 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM EST
          wowed by the force

          Who said they were all toys?

          And who said I wasnt as zombie?

            #1.39 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST
            Kinkomaster

            Are you saying this little tiny... *BLAM... drops the small pistol* I just frickin' shot myself! *Starts limping towards the door* I don't believe I shot myself in the foot! Wait a minute! Are you telling me that the toys look like real guns and the real ones look like toys??

            • 1 vote
            #1.40 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:22 PM EST
            wowed by the force

            Well, it does have the element of surprise to it...

            Do you need some peroxide?

              #1.41 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST
              Kinkomaster

              No... I need to find my little piggy... I have 5 toes when I came in here... *looking around*

              • 1 vote
              #1.42 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST
              wowed by the force

              Its stuck to the table over there...

                #1.43 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:16 PM EST
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                maddad

                very good advice!

                • 5 votes
                Reply#2 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 9:44 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                Thanks, maddad! I try to help. Just dont piss off the woman and all will be well...

                As I sit here typing, I have had to slap the beast 4 times. Idiot.

                • 3 votes
                #2.1 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:29 AM EST
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                Par4TheCourse

                Men.. will always look at others for comparisons.. or out of sheer lust.. just like there are women out there that do exactly the same thing.. women are no different than men in that respect.. unless you have been married 50 years or so.. As long as men are breathing and have the vision to see.. they will look.. again.. just like many women...

                • 8 votes
                Reply#3 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:35 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                Oh, I know that women do it too (I dont. I hate that feeling when someone does it to me, so I purposefully divert my attention. Well, I dont think I am gonna do that anymore, actually), and its not even the looking that gets me. Its the stalking them everywhere they go, all the while ignoring those he wanted to take to dinner. And the "ask her for this, ask her for that." I made him talk to his little crush himself after that. "Do it yourself, you obviously have a major crush on her. Who knows, maybe you will hook up with her, eh?"

                I have no problem with a look, and glance, and even an obvious "wow. Hot!" that comes and goes as fast as it came. I just have a problem with my husband making a porno with ugly waitresses in his head, which is exactly what he was doing. And he has always made it a thing to very obviously rub it in. He has gotten better, though not over it by any means. "What up, momma" to a not so hot chick when I was pregnant with our first almost left him wifeless and childless, lol.

                • 3 votes
                #3.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:29 AM EST
                Par4TheCourse

                One thing I never did in all my years of dating and being married.. is to comment about another woman to my girlfriend / wife. I find it disrespectful and hurtful .. If I am with a woman my mind is on that woman.. I think about how great it was that she accepted my offer to go out, I prepared myself for the night to be with her, buying some small appreciative gift.. like roses / corsage.. whatever.. and all the time and energy.. then driving to her home, meeting the folks.. then escorting her to the car door, opening the car door.. then driving off to a fine restaurant.. pulling the chair out for her.. sitting there gazing into her eyes.. I did not go through that to have the woman I wanted to date.. to look at some other woman 'hot' or not.. I would never bring it up unless the female I was with brought it up.. all my attention was on them.. I was brought up to be a gentleman at all times.. and my focus was on the them.. it is rude to look at others with my jaw open and my tongue hanging out ...like being at some low class strip joint ... I would never ever be classless with a woman..

                • 5 votes
                #3.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 8:18 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                Thank you, and I appreciate that. I didnt think he would either, but after the last time we went out, I have been watching him more, so I am willing to bet I just hadnt noticed yet.

                I told my dad about it today. I figure he will just give him a "hint" on how not to act.

                • 1 vote
                #3.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 3:03 PM EST
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                The Wise Wizard

                Wow..How was the food? I think if I ever did this to my girlfriend I probably wouldn't have to worry about it ever happening again. Ouch...On the funny side maybe ask the waitress if you could have another menu with just the wait helps as** on it for him. LOL

                • 4 votes
                #4 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 1:55 PM EST
                wowed by the force

                The food wasnt that great, though to talk to him it was the beast steak he ever had. I told him to go choke on a tube steak and save me the time next time.

                I think I may just take a menu into the bathroom and do it myself, thanks, lol.

                He knows he screwed up. I came home and threw a drunken fit by myself, playing hate my lover music, very loudly, and making sure it wasnt stopping any time soon. He kept trying to suck up, wasnt having any of it. I knew when we were sitting at the restaurant after I nailed him I was gonna make it as hard on him as possible. And I have, with my snotty remarks every time he mentions anything about anything I can use. And it wont stop until he admits it and appologizes. He thinks its gonna blow over in a few. NOPE.

                • 4 votes
                #4.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:33 AM EST
                cried

                From the Dresden Dolls, the Mouse and the Model

                It's dark over here on the flip side of reason
                The teaser could be something easy like
                "They did it in a book"
                You're a crook
                You're a fake
                You're committed
                If you did it say you did it
                If you didn't
                Suck it up and say you did

                My emphasis. Its about halfway through the song.

                • 3 votes
                #4.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 8:03 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                LOL. I think Im gonna go look that song up. And send it to him. I just got him again. I told him I wrote an angry man hating article, and everyone thinks its good. He said, and this just proves his idiocracy, "Why did you write an angry man hating article?" Duh! "Because you pissed me off Saturday night."

                "I love you." Like that doesnt scream "guilty and she knows it".

                "I love you too, dont ever do that again, BTW, or you will be going home alone."

                "Quit. I love you."

                "I love you too, but I am dead serious. I'll leave it at that, but do not EVER forget that."

                No answer, that was 20 minutes ago.

                • 2 votes
                #4.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 8:44 AM EST
                cried

                Did you let him know that both women and men thinks its good?

                He sounds almost like my a friend of mine with an ASD (autism spectrum disorder).

                • 3 votes
                #4.4 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 9:00 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                LOL. No, I didnt let that part out, but now that you mention it, I think I might. That would probably rile him up even more. I made him read about 3 of your seeds yesterday. I kept saying "you are scientifically incapable of being a decent human, arent you?" or "Men really ARE dogs." And the best "See, you may be undressing her with your eyes, but the odds are definately not in your favor that she shares those feelings." It really got him when the waitress looked at what I had put down (food and beer wise, plus 3 jager bombs, I was on a mission), and said "where did you put that? You are so teeny!" Answer: "Thanks, but I'll burn through it when I get home, and start chasing our 4 kids. Our BABY is 18 mos. old." Glaring highly at him the whole time. I know I just mixed 2 stories, but I love a great come back.

                He has severe ADHD and OCD. Plus a huge case of Arrogant Ass. His mom didnt teach him manners, and his father wasnt around alot to kick his ass and a make him a nice person. Now, he still doesnt admit it alot, but he is starting to see that somethings your parents forgot to teach you are very much needed in order to keep you alive. Time to relearn them. Manners is the top of that list. Dont piss off the woman that cooks your food.

                • 3 votes
                #4.5 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 9:17 AM EST
                Kinkomaster

                Darlin', I have always told you point blank that men are dogs. I hate to say it, but the vast number of guys out there would sniff your butt, given the chance. We won't even talk about what they would do to your leg. Guys really aren't built to be in a one on one relationship. Some can handle it, but a lot of them just can't handle it. It is the reason that the divorce rate is so high, and why a marriage of over 10 years is met with gasps of awe. I'm not defending what the Beast did, trust me... but I understand it.

                Let me explain it to you, and maybe you'll kinda understand it... especially since you read the seed about the 7 reasons why it sux to be a guy. Now, don't get mad at me for comparing you with something, but it is the only way I can think of making it simple to understand. To the Beast, you are the BEST steak in the world, and he is more than happy to have that awesome steak every night year after year. Eventually, that steak is going to lose its luster. He is going to wonder about that pork chop that he saw on the other table or maybe the sliced turkey over there. While he might look at it and wonder what it tastes like, he doesn't want to lose that steak, because he knows, if he does, he'll never get that steak again. All he has is imagining about the other dishes. I think a comedian put it best... "All you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark."

                Now... I realize that I have just insulted the crap out of women by comparing you all with meat (and I apologize again), but that is the only way that I can explain how a man in a long term relationship looks at things. Sure... he is going to look... it is in his DNA. I'm not making excuses... I'm only explaining behavior... that's all.

                • 2 votes
                #4.6 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 11:38 AM EST
                wowed by the force

                Yeah, I know, just for him to not be able to control it enough to get through dinner lately is getting me into damn irrational state. I cant figure out why it is so hard to just be decent. Not be a total dog, and not allow himself to think that I dont notice it. Its wrong that he thinks that he can do this, all the while making it out like he is the epitomy of self control. What a joke.

                I guess apparently I have offended some, but at this point, I am not NOT going to defend myself or my actions. I think I couldn't have handled it any better, I didnt kill him, I didnt maim him, I didnt fight with the person that was the object of the visual stalking. LOL.

                • 1 vote
                #4.7 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 12:58 PM EST
                Kinkomaster

                You have nothing to feel wrong about! If there are guys that are offended... well, truth hurts. If they can't face the simple fact that men look at women... even in front of them... they need to grow up a little bit.

                Here's a couple suggestions for next time... cuz you know there WILL be a next time, right? First, you could always get him a book on the topic. Not the best idea for some guys since reading kicks their butts, but it is the idea that you went and got it in the first place that hopefully makes the mark. The other idea, and the one that will possibly embarrass him. For desert... order for both of you. Get something for you, and then order a piece of the waitress's ass for him. That should drive the point home to him. If not... uses Queenie's whiffle ball bat.

                • 1 vote
                #4.8 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST
                wowed by the force

                Kink, I just saw this, sorry!

                I think I may just use Queenies whiffle ball bat. LOL.

                No, actually, since this last week, and me freaking on him, he has been really good, and hasnt even looked at the internet on his phone (which I called him on, but you know that story). I told him I know what hes doing (even though I really can only guess, but its an educated one), and it just really bugs me and hurts me, and if he respected me, he wouldnt do that. He hasnt looked at it since. Its kind of nice. We are doing better than we were before all this happened. So, maybe I finally made my point?

                  #4.9 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:50 PM EST
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                  mightyj

                  What no camera phone? Ohhh!!

                  I am kidding of course. My wife would have killed me for disrespecting her like that. I can't imagine what could have been going through the man's head. (probably nothing)

                  • 2 votes
                  Reply#5 - Sun Feb 5, 2012 10:52 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Oh, there was something going on alright, and it wasnt the appetizer menu. Well, it probably was, just not in the normal sense.

                  I am so used to it, its not even funny. It makes me feel like crap right up until the minute I remember the only reason I am not getting hit on all the time is because I choose to not dress myself up. I do that for him. So, guess who is dragging the Pre- 4 kid clothes out today? ME. And guess who is gonna be doing alot more than just taking care of a male that has no consideration for her or anyone else? ME. I think I may re-do the relationship rules I have kept forever. I think its time I start getting even. Starting with showing up on a rig with food, drink, and looking pretty. I think he needs to remember what I do to those boys. Hows that for getting even? All those guys have mean wives, or so I hear all the time.

                  • 4 votes
                  #5.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:44 AM EST
                  mightyj

                  That sounds like an extremely healthy response to me.

                  • 1 vote
                  #5.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 11:53 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Well thank you for that. I think its time he started realizing that he is lucky to have me.

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 12:59 PM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Go for it hun and if I were there you can best believe you could borrow a outfit or two of mine! LOL..:)

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.4 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  LOL. I think I would probably take you up on that if you were close. I remember how I used to have to beat the men off with a stick. That was only like 3 years ago. Then, I was pregnant for 2 consecutive years after that, so that doesnt count. HEHE.

                  Thanks, I areally appreciate it.

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.5 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:23 PM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Your welcome! You get in a rut sometimes and have to remind each other to not take what you have for granted. Tomorrow is never promised to anyone. I think it is time you remind him..:)

                  • 3 votes
                  #5.6 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:45 PM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Your welcome! You get in a rut sometimes and have to remind each other to not take what you have for granted. Tomorrow is never promised to anyone. I think it is time you remind him..:)

                  • 1 vote
                  #5.7 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:45 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  And I think you are right. I am going to do just that. And I think everytime some guy flirts, he is gonna hear about it over and over, lol. Just so that he doesnt forget that I dont have to stare, I get stared at. LOL.

                  I have been in a rut for a minute, and its this damn bi-polar thing. I am usually able to psych myself out of it, this time has been really hard, though. I think some good old fashioned "girl time" is in order, and I dont mean movie night. I mean go out with the girls, and make him sweat it, lol. Cuz his stupid friend isnt around to babysit me, lol.

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.8 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:59 PM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  LOL, there you go! This is what you do..If you like to dance, go to dinner and then dancing (Bar or Club), when you go out just let him know you are getting the girls together for some "me" time, make sure you tell him that you are not sure when you are going to be home and if you can, make it a late night, dressed to kill..lol, Guaranteed to jack him up! lol :)

                  • 3 votes
                  #5.9 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 3:12 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  LOL! Thats why we get along. Great minds think alike, lol.

                  I love to dance, I am just not very good at the club dancing. Im a cowgirl, so I can two step like a mad woman. I am also a ska girl, so I can skank (the dance lol) with the best of them. But, my fun comes when I have just me and one friend. We are just going to have couple drinks, back by 11! Then not answering when he starts calling at 11:30, 12:00, and then at 12:15, answer the phone with one of the good male buds you had in highschool saying loudly right next to you "Why are you waisting your time talking on the phone? We are ALL having a good time, you arent leaving yet!" LOL. OR having your lady friend call him and say "She really wants to go home, but she is afraid to leave with that sexy guy following her around all over. He wont quit asking for her number, even though she keeps telling him shes very taken. Maybe you should come get us? She isnt calling because there is no reception in the bathroom, and she wont come out." Heh Heh.

                  Paybacks are a mother fu!@#$!

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.10 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 3:50 PM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Oh you are goood...LOL, I am not worried about you at all! lol ;)

                  Those are perfect scenarios..lol, I love them both..you know your hubby though and just pick one which you know is just going to get to him the worst and make it happen...

                  Karma baby! The only thing open that time of night is legs! :)

                  • 3 votes
                  #5.11 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:01 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Yup. Exactly. LOL.

                  • 2 votes
                  #5.12 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 6:12 PM EST
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                  Ron-12731967

                  "Men are dumb. They need to be slapped at least 4 times a day."
                  So you advocate violence against men by yourself and/or other people.

                  "All men are into extreme violence."
                  Biased-over-generalization. As a man, I can assure you that I'm not into such things.

                  "Just do yourself a flavor. Go get a piece of leather and walk around smacking yourself, you'll feel better."
                  So you advocate violence against men by themselves in the form of suicide.

                  I fear for any males around you, especially your children.

                  "I appreciate a male that realizes these things."
                  Then you'll appreciate the fact I'm pointing the obvious out to you - you hate men and advocate violence against them.

                  "As I sit here typing, I have had to slap the beast 4 times. Idiot."
                  ..and here you admit abuse of another.

                  You can certainly choose to be that way, but I can also choose to:

                  1) not associate with people who do such things as believe in the abuse of others and directly participate in it.
                  2) allow another to stereotype me because of their own bias and hatred of one-half of an entire species, the male half of the human race.
                  3) wish you well and hope that one day you evolve beyond where you are today.

                  This is last time you will hear from me.

                  Goodbye.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 11:21 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  See ya.

                  Oh, and I dont really hate men, just the fact that one part of their anatomy dictates the way they treat a species.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 1:00 PM EST
                  Defense Counsel

                  Ron, I think you're getting a little carried away here. Wowed, is a good person that is unhappy with a few things. She's on here talking and speaking about her "issues", using humor and blowing off steam. I guarantee you that her kids and herself, are number one to her!!I would ask you why have you been writing these long drawn out overly dramatic posts, and then swoop in with an indignant, "This is last time you will hear from me." " wish you well and hope that one day you evolve beyond where you are today." She speaks with humor and light discourse toward the rough life she has, as far as killing herself daily to raise her kids and then(I know this is a stretch)expect that the man(and father to her children)evolve towards paying attention and caring for the kids with her. Truthfully, she's married and has her own life, so why do you befriend her and go on a long psychological datribe about "the key to life" and then end with, "This is the last time you will hear from me"??? No disrespect Ron. Just curious.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:25 PM EST
                  Ron-12731967

                  "Ron, I think you're getting a little carried away here."

                  That's your opinion, which you are entitled to have, just as I am mine.

                  "Wowed, is a good person that is unhappy with a few things. She's on here talking and speaking about her "issues", using humor and blowing off steam."

                  We have different sense of humor than since what I see is basically hateful and offensive speech against men. Again, to each their own opinion, but I see it as hateful and harmful.

                  "I guarantee you that her kids and herself, are number one to her!!"

                  Opinion, but ok.

                  "I would ask you why have you been writing these long drawn out overly dramatic posts, and then swoop in with an indignant, "This is last time you will hear from me." " wish you well and hope that one day you evolve beyond where you are today.""

                  1) I'm not the one venting or using hateful speech towards one half of an entire species, nor am I being dramatic at all, but simply calling it like it is. True to your name, you are coming to her defense, but is that such a good thing?

                  2) It is not indignation (though that is your own opinion and perception), but it is my chopice to not associate myself with such things as hatred. That is my opinion and my right. You can disagree with that, call it what you like, but we all make our own choices in life and are responsible for them and the consequences thereof.

                  "She speaks with humor and light discourse toward the rough life she has, as far as killing herself daily to raise her kids and then(I know this is a stretch)expect that the man(and father to her children)evolve towards paying attention and caring for the kids with her."

                  Again, we have different senses of humor. As for the rest of it, that's other issues that need to really be addressed in a healthier manner than what they are being currently; but that too is just my opinion. Yours may vary.

                  "Truthfully, she's married and has her own life, so why do you befriend her and go on a long psychological datribe about "the key to life" and then end with, "This is the last time you will hear from me"???"

                  I already answered this question (albiet in another form) above. The anwser is the same.

                  "No disrespect Ron. Just curious."

                  Exactly. No disrespect.

                  That's the problem. Disrespect of men. Clearly my points were missed even though they were validated even after my post by this line:

                  "Oh, and I dont really hate men, just the fact that one part of their anatomy dictates the way they treat a species."

                  So I and all of the male kind think only with our d**ks? What if I said an equal lie that "all women are gold digging bit**es? It's also not true.

                  I suppose my point will go missed again.

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:42 PM EST
                  Kinkomaster

                  You know, wowed. For not liking you, he has shown up on every one of your articles and said the same exact thing, and you've defended with the same exact thing. Treat him like he is... a yeast infection... except that he isn't worth the scratch.

                  • 5 votes
                  #6.4 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:59 PM EST
                  Defense Counsel

                  Ron, life is short. I've been with a "gold digger" that cheated with a co-worker when my daughter was 1 year old. I lost that one, and payed child support for 22 years while her and her mother sH@t on me. Also, she tried to befriend after, a few years ago, after telling me to #### myself. I being a good "MAN" bought in and tried the relationship again. It was awkward, but hey, I'm a "GROWN MAN". After a few conversations, the honest questions came up. When, as it was my right, I asked if this was about money. I was told no and never heard from her again. I called on xmas eve, she answered, I heard laughter, then a dial tone. So, please, with the man bashing thing. Dennis Leary said it best, "Life sucks....get a helmet". No, disrespect, and the things I just pointed out are personal, just to try and shed some light. This world is full of disrespect and judgement. The problem is, 99% of the human race has a problem with honestly looking in the mirror. Wowed, is a dear friend of mine, and I can tell you, you read way too much in to her postings. Good luck to you Ron. It's a @!$%#ty world and way too rough to have thin skin my friend. Take care my friend. You do have my respect.

                  • 4 votes
                  #6.5 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 5:03 PM EST
                  Ron-12731967

                  @Defense Counsel

                  "This world is full of disrespect and judgement."

                  True enough.

                  "The problem is, 99% of the human race has a problem with honestly looking in the mirror."

                  Also quite true. I guess in my own case, I'd rather face it than not, but that's just me and how I am now. I wasn't born that way, but evolved into it. It certainly doesn't make me better than someone else who does not look within, but it does make me a person better than who I was in the past, and it will again so in the future. I'm ok with that.

                  "Wowed, is a dear friend of mine, and I can tell you, you read way too much in to her postings."

                  As I posted in another spot, Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Who you are speaks so loudly that I cannot hear the words you are saying." I don't judge people by their words, but by their actions. Can anyone here deny that what wowwed said was not being hateful and stereotyping men? She may be venting and frustrated, but is that a valid excuse? Is there no other healthier way to handle such stresses without harming others?

                  I've found that if you observe someone's actions, they reveal who they are inside, regardless of the words they say. You are right about the introspection though, most people don't do it. They wonder why "bad things" happen to them, when really those are just the consequences of their own choices and own undoings.

                  "Good luck to you Ron."

                  Thanks.

                  "It's a @!$%#ty world and way too rough to have thin skin my friend."

                  Oh my skin is quite thick, believe me. It's not that I can't handle the heat, so much as it is that I knowingly choose not to.

                  "Take care my friend. You do have my respect."

                  As you have my well-wishes and respect too.

                  @Kinkomaster I think you're confused. I never said I didn't like Wowwed, I just choose to not associate myself with her actions. How nice that you consider me a fungal infection since because you cannot escape your own egoic mindset and myopic point-of-view. The hubris abounds in your actions.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.6 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 6:04 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Since I am just all about bashing, and men never do the same thing to women, EVER, I am actually going to put links to the psychology today articles that basically confirmed everything I said about men. I will be doing this for a minute, so it'll be long.

                  This was on cried's column

                  http://cried.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/30/10273292-the-7-worst-things-about-being-a-male

                  Which is the first article I read after it happened, and thus confirmed the night before.

                  This one was from his column, too.

                  http://cried.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/04/10316861-are-you-in-a-real-relationship

                  Which really helps point out the differences in the way people view things in a relationship.

                  Here is the thing, I value a person who is honest, and has no problem being honest. For that, Ron, I thank you. However, when you take things that I put onto a column on an internet, and then use that to offend my motherhood, it takes literally every ounce of self control not to freak out, but I am not. Especially to attack a motherhood of someone who does NOTHING but take care of her family. Those are some pretty cheap shots, and from someone who is supposedly not like that, its quite shocking. If you feel bad for my kids, you have problems. Especially my son. He A) worships the ground his dad on this earth walks on, as well as the one who is not. B) He doesnt see his parents arguing or fighting because we dont do it around them. They have no clue of the things I say, which is probably, again, why I say them on here. As far as he knows, his father is the epitomy of awesomeness. And I would never change that. C) That boy, above all, will have everything he ever wants in his life because he was raised right, by a mother who makes sure they are doing right, even where I fail as a human. I make them learn from my mistakes. And he knows how to treat a woman. That is something he will know very well. For you, again, to take something that I am getting off of my chest, and take every word as though I mean specifically YOU, it makes me think that you really are trying to attack for whatever reason. Sorry. Thats what I see. Heres the thing. I dont hate men. I love them. I hate the stupid things they allow their dick to make them do, and if you think men arent like that, maybe you need to look up free affair sites in google, and see how many there are, how many are geared towards men, and how many men vs. women there are on there. I hate the fact that I was screwed around on in my first marriage CONSTANTLY, and didnt even know the whole gravity of it until I found out my first two children have a sibling they will never know or meet. I hate the fact that because of this, I am HIGHLY self concious, worry constantly about what he is doing when he is at work because a dead man damaged ME, and am constantly trying to talk myself down when I see him chatting it up with his ex, or any woman in general, for that matter. I hate the fact that I cant go to a decent dinner without becoming the laughing stock of "the hot girls" because my husband cant take his eyes off of them. I hate the fact that his friends try to save him, because THEY KNOW ITS WRONG. I hate the fact that I allowed myself to stop dressing up to impress him because I didnt want attention from other men, thus making myself look like hell, feel like hell, and have an even lower self esteem. But, hey. I guess I was stupid for trying to be a good wife. I guess all women hate men based on the fact that we can walk into a room and not pay attention to every piece of ass we see. Or we dont look on purpose in order to not make our men feel @!$%#ty. I guess that means that as a woman, I am a total failure in that I am not able to keep my husband attention on me when we go somewhere in public. God only knows what he does when I am not there, but I can imagine. Which is probably why I am so riled about this. OH. And he also knows about this article, too. He read it already, Im sure. As soon as he found out I wrote it. Which, is because I told him. If you want to not have a friend because they need to get things off of their chest in a way so that their family doesnt see them hurting, so be it. But dont think that is going to make a life happy. Friends are friends. Thats that. No ifs, ands, or buts. If my upset venting makes you not want to be my friend, then I dont think I want to be your friend.

                  DC, thanks for your infinite wisdom, patience, and friendship, as always. I appreciate you coming to my defense. Thats what friends do, and apparently you can actually see the real me. Thanks for that.

                  Kink, I love you my friend, and as always, thanks. Even if you have a really harsh way of putting things, lol.

                  Heres the thing. This column was not meant to be a place where people need to come to my defense on MY OWN COLUMN. It was meant to be my place to put my thoughts down, so I can get over them and move on. If I keep a notebook, my kids can see them. If I keep them here, they dont unless I want them to. I do this as my own way of dealing with things, AGAIN. If you dont like what I say, dont read it. I didnt ask you to. I gave you the option to do so. This column was a place for me to put my opinions down, and have them validated by people I dont have to see everyday. By people who arent going to attack my mother hood or lack of sexual prowess based on my rant about my very-inconsiderate-at-times husband. Especially when that rant is shared by many women all over the world. Especially when there are men that agree that they cant help but look, but could easily not stare. Apparently those men who admitted that are appalled at men that do this, but know that they do. They also know it is scientifically proven that men are JUST EXACTLY LIKE THAT. So, please, take this as it is. If you cant handle my thoughts, dont read them. You wont offend me. Sorry, lost alot of respect today.

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.7 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:01 PM EST
                  cried

                  Wowed, may I please ask you to read a couple of articles? I've never seeded them as I do not relate too much with this side of how the brain works, but they may help you here.

                  ADHD Diagnosis Saves Marriages: Dr. Hallowell Talks to Dr. Oz

                  ADHD and Marriage: Use "Living in the Now" to Your Advantage

                  I Can't Believe I Just Said That!

                  I feel you might also be aided by getting your husband into therapy.

                  Another thing to read if you get the chance might be this:

                  The ADHD Effect on Marriage: Understand and Rebuild Your Relationship in Six Steps

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.8 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:42 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Thank you for that, I will begin looking into them immediately.

                  I dont know about the therapy part yet. I would rather wait and see how our talk tonight goes. But thanks, I really appreciate the help!

                  • 1 vote
                  #6.9 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 8:29 PM EST
                  mightyj

                  The force is strong in you Wowed.

                  I can respect your need to vent and I really enjoyed reading it.

                  I don't think there is anybody on this planet in a hetero-sexual relationship that hasn't at some point gone, "WTF ing hell is wrong with this entire population of (women or men) they don't make any sense at all." I have been there. After 20 some years with my wife I will probably be there again. That's ok even though I don't always understand it's about love and friendship and learning to accept those little flaws that if you thought about them too long would make you crazy.

                  Most importantly (At least for me) is trying not to do anything stupid.

                  I think it is healthy that you get angry when hubby is staring at the waitress if you didn't care at all he would have a lot to worry about.

                  PS- I think some folks that read this kind of thing might project it onto their own personal situation and get their panties in a bunch. You shouldn't worry on that cause it isn't your problem.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.10 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 2:10 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Yeah, I kinda figured that when it became a "I feel bad for your kids, especially your son". No reason to, unless you want to bail them out of their dish duty this week, lol.

                  I really appreciate your input. You have all pointed out some things that I have missed, and thus, I have been educated. I like edumacation, lol. It makes that muscle at the top twitch. Maybe.

                  I really try not to be the psycho wife. I do. But, as I have pointed out above, I was slightly damaged goods when we got together, and he knows this, so he knows what it does to me, so he has no reason to get upset when I get irritated over his lack of consideration, right? I think he may get there, I wasnt the nicest woman in the world when he got home last night. I wasnt a bitch, either, I just didnt shove myself up his ass like I always do. I cleaned for like 4 hours. I didnt think my bathtub could get whiter, but I managed to impress myself, lol. I have decided that he needs to seek me out, I am not doing it anymore. He needs to take some actions for himself, not me. I made a huge deal about lack of respect last night before he walked in the door. He texted "What is the problem, why arent you talking to me?" I said "I have snaked a toilet 4 times today, we need either a new one or new guts, or a plumber, you choose, your doing it. I have washed, dryed, folded 4 loads of laundry for them to get drug out and dumped on the floor. I have been fighting the stupid broken appliances, and I have been battling with two kids today that think they can do whatever they want. I feel like I have no respect from anyone in the house lately, and its bugging me. The kids see you not care, and they think they can do the same."

                  "I love you and I respect you."

                  "I dont want to fight, and I love you, you dont have to answer, but, if you respect me, why do you do things that you know hurts me?"

                  No answer, but he was really walking around on some eggshells for the first time ever. Maybe its setting in, who knows?

                  Thanks again, the force is strong with you, as well, lol. Oh yeah, episode one is coming out in 3D! WOO HOO!

                  • 1 vote
                  #6.11 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:34 AM EST
                  Andrew331978

                  Look, I have only been married for 7 yrs so I can't claim to be an expert on this but I can say this about Laura and me. We are both brutally honest with each other.

                  Whenever something bothers us about the other, we don't slink around or huff and puff, or give each other the silent treatment, we face it head on.

                  Sometimes, you're so busy having a fit that you forget that the other person in the relationship might not be as perceptive or sensitive about things as you are.

                  That's just my two cents from my own experience.

                  PS: Make up sex rocks!!!! LOL

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.12 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:43 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Very good point, and one that is very often forgotten. One thing is, both partners need to be respected by both, and need to have the option to talk to them. Sometimes we make it to hard without knowing.

                  Make up sex does rock. LMAO.

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.13 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:54 AM EST
                  Andrew331978

                  Very good point, and one that is very often forgotten. One thing is, both partners need to be respected by both, and need to have the option to talk to them. Sometimes we make it to hard without knowing.

                  One thing that I would say to you and yes, though it comes from a guy, it doesn't mean we can't be wise, is this......

                  For the most part, guys are the insecure ones, they're the ones that tend to act all macho and stuff and get jealous if another man so much as looks at their woman funny.

                  The problem is that insecurity is not exclusive to men, women can be catty too.

                  Now, with that said, I'm not defending your husband's roving eye. It's rude if he knows you don't like it but in the case of my wife and I, we trust each other completely and though she may check another guy out as I may check another woman out and even have some kinky fun with them, at the end of the day it is always about us. Our love supersedes everything and everyone. The life we have made together and our beautiful son is the world to us so we will never risk destroying that.

                  If you feel that secure about your husband as he feels that secure about you, you'll be A-OK.

                  PS: Next time, just for kicks, check a guy out and make it obvious you're doing that and see how he likes the game turned on him LOL

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.14 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 8:29 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Well, I wish I had the amount of trust that you two have. I dont, though. Im not saying I dont trust him, I do to an extent. But, and though I dont like talking about the dead, being married to someone who was literally messing with everyone he could get his hands on the whole time we were married (and before), and the fact that I have told him this repeatedly, it makes it really hard not to be completely offended when he makes a huge scene out of it "What up, momma" when I was pregnant with our first daugher (JUST found out the day before), and it wasnt me he said it to. It was a not even hot chic. Its like he purposefully does it to hurt me. He may not talk to them all now, but it still hurts alot. The biggest problem I have is that trust is hard for me, I know that, but so does he. I wish I felt that kind of security, but he has in a way caused that. He used to tell me all the time that I was not his type. He has a tattoo of a model he used to date on his leg. He used to go to the gas station she worked at EVERYDAY, and wouldnt let me go in. He even picked a fight with me about getting water for my daughter to drink, because I bought it at a different gas station, before we got to that one. He went in to get snacks and gas, and was in there chit chatting for 20 minutes. Looked at me like I was the biggest c word in the world when I walked in to get him. Its things like that, but denial is king, and until you have undisputed evidence, he will fight you to the bitter end. His friend is the one that told me who she was. I figured out the tattoo on the fact that when I asked why he has a chic on him, and who it is, he said "its no one I just liked it." Then I saw the picture of her that he thought he got rid of from prison. Apparently she left him hanging in jail. And the fact that his other good friend that was a chic, he failed to let me in on the fact that she used to be his girl, too. Only she is the one that came between his sister and her husband. Because he was sleeping with her, and so was my beast. His sister had to tell me. Then he got pissed when I got pissed that he didnt tell me. "You didnt need to know." Um. Thats not something you omit unless you have something to hide. Especially after she calls you big daddy and you expect me to call you that. NEVER gonna happen. I have introduced him to every BF I have run into or talk to as that person being just that. And after I did, he had a major issue with me talking to that person, much like he was his exs. Guilty of something?

                  See, I know he isnt screwing around, but I dont know if its because of choice or inability. I like to think choice, but its hard based on the fact that I dont really know what he really thinks. We are not big fighters, but I did get pregnant almost right away in our relationship, so that is major factor. We used to fight horribly. All the time. And I know he is sneaky. Hes an ex con. Duh. I have found his hiding spots several times. Its the things like that. Here I go again, is it obvious we blew today? I kinda took him trying to appologize and made him know everything about it that was bugging me, and he didnt like that. So now we are having another issue. I wasnt trying to be a bitch, and he knows me, I was really nice, but he still got mad. I know I am to blame for that, but these are things we should be able to talk about. He gets mad that I see the numbers he calls, like its not right there on the bill. When I get charges I dont know about, I look at them to see what they are. Doesnt everyone? But, thats spying. So, there I am being evil. Its like I cant win. I want security, but I want a positive security, not a fake one. I want him, but I want him to want me for the same exact reasons, not the kids. I dont think its just that, but I do wonder about it since we had a fight where thats what he said. Whether he meant it or not is irrelevant. It stuck in my head like a bullet. That is a major issue that he has when his wicked ass temper comes out. He says super @!$%#ty things. My issue is my trust, but I dont hide that or deny it. Never have. And I am not trying to paint him as a bad guy, because he really isnt. When its good, its very good. But when its bad, its very bad. Two very wicked tempers make it so, and that is also a huge part of why we are together. We battle well.

                  Ok that was another really long vent. Sorry. Just been a lot of soul searching in the last 72 hours.

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.15 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:17 AM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Hey Sweetie...Just wanted to check in and see how you are doing and if the talk that you might of had last night helped any?

                  *Fingers Crossed*

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.16 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:28 AM EST
                  Andrew331978

                  Ok that was another really long vent. Sorry. Just been a lot of soul searching in the last 72 hours.

                  That's ok. I'm in the hotel business. Sometimes we're better listening to confessions than priests LOL.

                  It's good that you vented. It sounds like you had a lot bottled up and now that you let it all out you can figure out what next with a clear head.

                  • 3 votes
                  #6.17 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Ok, as of yet we have fought, made up, and maybe it worked out. I had a long old spiel, but it didnt work right so I gotta re-do it, lol. BRB.

                  • 2 votes
                  #6.18 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Ok, so we argued a bit, and then we made up, with him appologizing and saying some much needed I love you so much's, lol. I appologized for being a jealous psycho, too. He did try to deny it again, until I pointed it out that his friend appologized for him. He shut up. Then he also tried to say that we werent ever going out again so we dont have a problem, to which I responded " Agreed! We will never go to dinner again, and we will live a life at home, forever, because I dont want to feel bad or see it everytime I go do something fun. Totally agreed!" LOL. That got a phone call, not just a text. A very appologetic and "I love you and only you and sorry for freaking out this morning" phone call. So, I feel better, and maybe it worked out for the better. Finally. This is probably the real only bad issue we have with each other.

                  Thanks everyone for listening, and Andrew, Baron, mightyj, FRs Sent!

                  Kim, thanks so much, sister! Love ya! *CHIC BEAR HUG*

                  • 4 votes
                  #6.19 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:40 AM EST
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Awesome! I am glad to hear it..I always say that really communication is the key to making anything work...You dont have to thank me hun! I wouldnt have it any other way! Love ya..*BIG HUGS*

                  • 5 votes
                  #6.20 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM EST
                  Defense Counsel

                  Kink <waving and yelling> back @ #6.4..................EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I don't feel so good now!! Uhhhhhmmmmmm................I'm dyin ovah heah(Al Pacino) heh heh heh.............

                  • 4 votes
                  #6.21 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST
                  Kinkomaster

                  Ahhh... DC... the jokes that I could run out. If wowed wouldn't kick my butt, you would be so "dyin' ovah dair".

                  Ron, you can try to make yourself sound as intelligent as you like, but until you realize that there is benefit in talking out your problems... thus the whole psychological community makes their living... you will continue to sound like the ogre that berates wowed for not internalizing her problems and releasing her stress the way that you do. Also seeing that in every thread you make the point in saying that you don't wish to associate with someone like her, yet you keep coming back. It shows that you simply like to grandstand for attention. It is a pity that you have nothing to add to the conversation, other than talking down to people for not treating stress like you do. You can reply with your usual and formulaic response, but I am quite done with you.

                  Wowed, I'm not defending you, darlin'. I know that I don't need to do that and you know that I speak my mind. I simply don't know why you entertain the repetitive condescension from someone like, Ron. Guys like him are simply an earwig that needs burned out. Hey... if you like entertaining him... by all means.

                  • 5 votes
                  #6.22 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Kink- Nah, Im over it. I thought I made that quite clear. But, beings as I hadnt quite worked him over, I gave it a go. lol.

                  DC, EWWW is right. YUK.

                  Kim, Thanks anyway, lol. Love ya!

                  And you too boys.

                  the jokes that I could run out. If wowed wouldn't kick my butt, you would be so "dyin' ovah dair".

                  Have I ever done that for a joke? HMMM? BTW. Did you guys know that septic systems and septic tanks really do go together? You cant have septic system on city sewage, lol. I did not know that a septic system was specific to tanks, I thought it was the whole system for your toilet and pipes. HMMM. I really do learn something new every day. Yesterday I found out I am a excellent snaker, but it doesnt kill the roots, lol.

                  • 4 votes
                  #6.23 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:39 PM EST
                  Defense Counsel

                  Ewwwwwwwwww sis. Snaking, why I've never heard such foul language in all my time on the beloved vine!! Just don't get too fond of it, it is known to cause blindness and a fecal fascination that takes years and years of psychiatric care to overcome. heh heh heh

                  • 4 votes
                  #6.24 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:44 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  OH! I didnt see this till now, DC! I hate the snaking, myself. I am really good at now though.

                  • 1 vote
                  #6.25 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST
                  Reply
                  Kim-Mystic Tears

                  Hey girl, I posted this same comment on another seed but I always say that a "Happy Wife makes for a Happy life" lol, tell your hubby that this was for him..;)

                  I do think that is desrespectful toward you, I know that people look but he can at least refrain until you are maybe not with him so that way it does not make you feel low or cause you pain. He loves you, then this is the least he can do for you. I have had the same happen to me before and it is never a good feeling. I am sorry hun..*big hugs*

                  • 2 votes
                  Reply#7 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  I agree. If you must look, at least dont "oogle". Dont make it insanely obvious that you are doing it. Just a glance, and back to it. Now I think I know why other women think they can try and pick up on him with me there. ARgh.

                  *big hugs back!*

                  Thanks.

                  • 2 votes
                  #7.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:25 PM EST
                  Reply
                  Baron von Steuben

                  Men and women both will be attracted to others. That is natural, and perfectly acceptable so long as that attraction is not acted on. However, blatantly disrespected the person you are with by ogling another is not acceptable. It's disrespectful, and completely bad form. Your husband should be ashamed.

                  • 3 votes
                  Reply#8 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 2:45 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Thank you, and I appreciate that. Now, I just need to leave this column RIGHT HERE so that he can see it. As far as it goes, I think he just feels bad that he was caught. Not that it embarassed me, made me feel crappy, and ugly. He just got caught. Still hasnt said "sorry".

                  Any ideas on how to make a man realize he is a dog when he does that?

                  • 3 votes
                  #8.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 3:01 PM EST
                  Baron von Steuben

                  What good is subtlety if it's overlooked. Tell him what you just told me, that it made you feel crappy and ugly. Then tell him he's an ass for disrespecting you like that. If that doesn't help change his behavior than he truly is a dog and you may need to consider the effect that such a lack of respect must have on your relationship.

                  • 3 votes
                  #8.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 4:20 PM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  You know, I did just that. And all he said was "k bb I love you". So, I guess if we see if this is a change in his way of doing his "viewing", or if he just doesnt care. In which case, he will regret that. Because when I stop caring how he feels, its gonna get ugly to him.

                  • 2 votes
                  #8.3 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:03 PM EST
                  Baron von Steuben

                  That's not much of a response. I have no more advice for you. If he isn't willing to talk about it openly or to admit that such a display of disrespect is wrong, I can't really say anything more. Feel free to vent though, it does make it feel better :)

                  • 4 votes
                  #8.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 8:40 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  LOL. I dont know, I think it might have done something, actually. He appologized this morning, we fought about some more crap that has been bugging us, he hung up, I texted him a big ole long story like I do on here, he called me back and we made up. We will see. He even said "I am sorry I make you feel so bad, I love you and only you." Impressive, lol. Maybe he read the column or something. Maybe when I told him that a bunch of men felt the same way as me, it sunk in.

                  Ah. I do feel better, thanks :D

                  • 4 votes
                  #8.5 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM EST
                  Baron von Steuben

                  I'm glad to hear it :)

                  • 2 votes
                  #8.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:59 AM EST
                  wowed by the force

                  Me too, lol. Much lighter in my steppings.

                  • 2 votes
                  #8.7 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:40 PM EST
                  keep_it_cool

                  Not really had that particular problem. We all look. And I have good communication with my guys in that regard. I can appreciate beauty like anyone else. Generally I'm not a gawker.. it's what's behind the ears that tends to be a bigger turn on for me.

                    #8.8 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:59 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Thats the way I feel about it. I am more of a person that is into the personality, not what they look like. Everyone looks, yeah, but you can still be respectful. And not make it obvious in front of your lover.

                    • 1 vote
                    #8.9 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:55 PM EST
                    Reply
                    SavickConn

                    I went out on a date with a guy in college once that did that very same thing. Here is what I did. I looked for the best looking guy in the room (turned out to be a bartender). I leaned over as if to say something intimate and said "OMG look at that guy over there." "He's so hot!" "I'd sure like to take him home tonight" Basically, I was saying everything that he was thinking about that waitress. He got the point. And when he apologized later and begged me to go out with him once more, he got the point again when I refused.

                    • 6 votes
                    Reply#9 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 5:04 PM EST
                    Defense Counsel

                    Savick, very nice!!! :) Game over.............. LOL

                    • 3 votes
                    #9.1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 5:06 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Wow. And people say I am vicious. LOL.

                    Very cool, and point taken. Now, is that gonna work on a man that says things like "would you take her home?" Damn him ever knowing about that "girl" thing I did in high school, and no, it wasnt ex-rated, lol.

                    • 1 vote
                    #9.2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 7:04 PM EST
                    Reply
                    Kim-Mystic Tears

                    Hey this made me think of you this morning, Hope you get a laugh out of it..Enjoy!

                    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."
                    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5:00am; wake up."

                    • 5 votes
                    Reply#10 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:45 AM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    Double posted for some reason. Sowyyy.

                    • 4 votes
                    #10.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM EST
                    Kim-Mystic Tears

                    lol, I try, got to cheer my girl up..;)

                    • 5 votes
                    #10.2 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    LOL! Yes, that, my dear, is woman, lol! I love it, and thanks, I did need it!

                    Thats something my mother would do.

                    • 5 votes
                    #10.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM EST
                    Kim-Mystic Tears

                    LOL, I know right!? You just cant put anything past us..:) Glad you got a laugh out of that this morning..

                    • 5 votes
                    #10.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:53 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Yes, I have gotten a few. Thats good. I even went grocery shopping with a SMILE! I am not a happy shopper, but today I am getting happy again. YAY!

                    • 4 votes
                    #10.5 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:41 PM EST
                    cried

                    Lol, Perfect, Kim. He should have taken what I had quoted earlier:

                    If you did it say you did it
                    If you didn't
                    Suck it up and say you did

                    Wowed, by the way, I am glad you're doing better.

                    • 4 votes
                    #10.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:45 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Thank you very much cried!

                    • 2 votes
                    #10.7 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM EST
                    Reply
                    Andrew331978

                    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."
                    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5:00am; wake up."

                    LMAO!!!!!

                    • 5 votes
                    Reply#11 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM EST
                    Kim-Mystic Tears

                    LOL, Glad you liked it Andrew...;)

                    • 4 votes
                    #11.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:48 AM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    That was truly funny!!! FR sent

                    • 3 votes
                    #11.2 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    I love it!

                    • 3 votes
                    #11.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM EST
                    Kim-Mystic Tears

                    ;)

                    • 4 votes
                    #11.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:54 AM EST
                    mightyj

                    That was frickin hilarious. Glad it isn't coffee time right now.

                    • 3 votes
                    #11.5 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:53 AM EST
                    Reply
                    Andrew331978

                    Laura (my wife) says if he doesn't come groveling to you by tomorrow, tell him it's snip snip time. He will understand LMAO!!!

                    • 3 votes
                    Reply#12 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    LOL, Tell your wife, and I put it on the comment that was deleted by mistake, that I think she is the hottest chic I have ever heard of, and that is no small feat! The fact that you two are able to have an awesome relationship and be able to have intimacy with another person without the trust and jealousy issues is great. I am in awe of you two, and you should get together and write some things down about it, give others like me some guidance. That is really cool, and again, FR sent!

                    • 2 votes
                    #12.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    LOL, Tell your wife, and I put it on the comment that was deleted by mistake, that I think she is the hottest chic I have ever heard of, and that is no small feat! The fact that you two are able to have an awesome relationship and be able to have intimacy with another person without the trust and jealousy issues is great. I am in awe of you two, and you should get together and write some things down about it, give others like me some guidance. That is really cool, and again, FR sent!

                    I don't think the Vine is ready for us in that department. We might shock the prudes LOL

                    • 3 votes
                    #12.2 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 11:55 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Thats ok. I do it all the time. Its fun.

                    • 2 votes
                    #12.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST
                    Reply
                    Chief CRD

                    Wowed - I Take it that when you wrote this, you were a tad irritated at your currently not so significant other who was until recently more significant. I hope he slept in the dog house.
                    I can only speak for myself - I pay attention to my wife. Why? I love her. I asked her to marry me because I love her. I didn't ask the waitress, the stewardess, the bar maid, etc - I asked her. Moreover, she said yes, because she trusted in me that the reason I asked her is because I no longer wanted to stare at the waitress, the stewardess, the bar maid, etc. I look at my wife everyday and everyday I still see the same beautiful woman I first met, got to know and asked to marry me. Even after two children. She takes good care of herself - and looks it too. Are there younger women out there? Yes. Are they pretty? Some are, some are not. Am I attracted to any of them? No. They are not attractive in my eye - I made my choice and asked the one woman in the world that I want to spend my life with. Because my wife is the whole package, I got a wife with the common sense, the wit, the intelligence and the good looks (and she can cook!). We are the parents of two beautiful children. We love each other. I guess what I'm saying is that there are a few men out there that are not stupid - why would I ruin a great thing by staring at the college waitress that has no interest in me? Your insignificant other needs to realize that he made his choice - and so did you. If he thinks he wasn't ready for that choice, well he better grow up.

                    • 5 votes
                    #13 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Thank you! That was actually the best way I have heard it put yet. Your wife is a very lucky woman! And again, thank you. I like to think of myself as the way you put your wife, with the exception I dont get gussied everyday. Other than that, that is the way I see me, and so many other people have said about me. I have a major self esteem issue just because of little things through life, but I usually dont show it, I am the girl that hid it behind a mask of confidence. I found out early that people see it and pick you apart if you let them, so I stopped. Everyone thinks that I dont care what people think, but I do.

                    Anyway, he was in the dog house for a few days now. We are starting to be better, we shall see. So far, he has acted like he really understood it this time. Time will tell.

                    I just wanted to mention that, yes, I was highly irritated at his behavior, and that no, I dont hate all men. Not any of them, really. Just cant stand how they think it is ok to act like pre-teen dogs when they have a family and a partner who is very obviously devoted to them. And, exactly as you put it, he chose me to have his kids and his life with, and he says that he loves only me forever, then he needs to act like it, and put me up on that damn pedestal that he has been on since I made my commitment to him. That, I think, is how every loving and commited relationship should be.

                    After 4 kids, and being 29, I have not got the best looking belly around, but it aint bad. I dont have the boobs I had at 16, but you can still tell that they are there. Beyond that, besides two or three crows feet, I am still exactly the same as I was at 16, appearance wise. Actually, I weigh 2 lbs less.

                    He is 33, and is still sexy as hell to me, but his body is not that of a weight lifter. He is strong, dont get me wrong, but he has been battling a weight problem his whole life. Its hereditary. He is a big boy. 5'11, 230- 250 at times. But, I think of him the same way that you think of your wife, and I always have. Regardless of what another man looks like, they are not sexy to me like he is. When a man stares and trys to get my attention, I often find myself thinking "Dont even bother buddy, You dont have what he does." or some thing along those lines. I dont say that, of course, but I always think it. Nobody is or ever will be him.

                    He is the only person I have ever felt like I couldnt live without, my first husband included. I know that I made it without him, and it was hard, boy, but Im not sure I could without my beast.

                    I really wish he would see your comment, just to get an idea. Not from me, but someone else that isnt a roughneck. They are notorious dogs, lol.

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:24 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I can only speak for myself - I pay attention to my wife. Why? I love her. I asked her to marry me because I love her. I didn't ask the waitress, the stewardess, the bar maid, etc - I asked her. Moreover, she said yes, because she trusted in me that the reason I asked her is because I no longer wanted to stare at the waitress, the stewardess, the bar maid, etc. I look at my wife everyday and everyday I still see the same beautiful woman I first met, got to know and asked to marry me. Even after two children. She takes good care of herself - and looks it too. Are there younger women out there? Yes. Are they pretty? Some are, some are not. Am I attracted to any of them? No.

                    Chief. Don't take this the wrong way but I call BS. There isn't, I don't think, a soul alive, man or woman that doesn't check out an attractive person even if they are with their significant other.

                    Now with that said, you have the right of it in terms of who you chose to spend the rest of your life with. I feel the same about my wife. There is nothing and no one that could tear me away from her. Every part of me, my mind, my body, my soul is hers, just as every part of her mind, her body and her soul is mine. We are one. That doesn't mean eyes won't wander for either of us. We're still animals

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.2 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    I have to say that it doesnt have to be b.s., I do know of men who are so very in love with their wives, they dont look. I can do it, Im sure they can too.

                    • 1 vote
                    #13.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:10 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I have to say that it doesnt have to be b.s., I do know of men who are so very in love with their wives, they dont look. I can do it, Im sure they can too.

                    As the saying goes... "I'm married not dead." You would literally have to develop tunnel vision when out with your SO to be able to do that. As I said, eyes wander.

                    From there to be able to say, I'm leaving my wife for someone better, or prettier or smarter is a different story. My wife is drop dead gorgeous, smart as a whip, a strong independent woman and a tigress in bed. I can't beat that :)

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:21 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    No you cant.

                    I have to say that I notice a decent looking man, but they never really add up to anything anymore, lol.

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.5 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:27 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I have to say that I notice a decent looking man, but they never really add up to anything anymore, lol.

                    Ah but there's attraction. It's not gonna lead anywhere but there's attraction on your side. That is all I'm trying to point out.

                    Chef, the way I understand it, is saying that he doesn't find any other women attractive, other than his wife. I bet you that if someone like Cindy Crawford came through his door, his jaw would be hanging open no matter what he says.

                    Does it mean he'd pursue Cindy and leave his wife? No. Him and me adore our wives and kids more than life itself but as I said, we're not dead.

                    PS: In my case, if that really happened, Laura would be pursuing Cindy to stay with us for a nightcap and more :p

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:37 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    LOL. Ya, I know, lol.

                    No, I really get what you were saying, I do, but I can also see someone not looking because they are so distracted with who they are with. Puppy love, if you will.

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.7 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 8:24 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    No, I really get what you were saying, I do, but I can also see someone not looking because they are so distracted with who they are with. Puppy love, if you will.

                    Ah, got ya!!! Ok, yeah I can go with that. I mean, my wife comes into any room and wearing rags and she'd still be the most gorgeous woman in my eyes. She's almost 8 yrs older than my 33 and she looks at least 10 yrs younger. Her pic is on my profile.

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.8 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    I saw her, she is hot! But, you do see what I mean then, right? I feel that way about the beast, even if he doesnt.

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.9 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 9:22 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I feel that way about the beast, even if he doesnt.

                    I totally do :) She says thanks for the compliment and she wishes she could return it but you don't have profile pic of yourself :(

                    As for "the beast" he might feel the same way it's just that most guys equate sensibility to being less masculine for some reason.

                    It all comes down to insecurity. SHHHHHHH, (trade secret) LOL. So they act all macho instead.

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.10 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 10:16 PM EST
                    Chief CRD

                    Chief. Don't take this the wrong way but I call BS. There isn't, I don't think, a soul alive, man or woman that doesn't check out an attractive person even if they are with their significant other.

                    I didn't say I'm blind. I just know that there is no way any woman (sorry ladies) is - in my eyes - as beautiful as my wife. Thus, when they walk through me field of view, I don't turn my head to follow. Why bother anything more than a cursory glance or the proper decorum when speaking to the waitress, stewardess, barmaid etc?

                    • 5 votes
                    #13.11 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 7:28 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Cheif- Wow. You are awesome. Ill say it again- Lucky lady.

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.12 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 8:19 AM EST
                    Chief CRD

                    Thanks wowed. I could not have made the promise to love and cherish unless I truly believed I could keep that promise. And it's easy to keep that promise when you really do love the person you made the promise with.

                    • 4 votes
                    #13.13 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:00 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Well, very cool, and thanks for being gentleman.

                    • 3 votes
                    #13.14 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:24 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I didn't say I'm blind. I just know that there is no way any woman (sorry ladies) is - in my eyes - as beautiful as my wife.

                    Oh ok. Then we are on the same page. Yes, there is no woman more gorgeous than my wife in my eyes for sure. She walks into any room and I light up even if there were 100 supermodels next to her.

                    • 4 votes
                    #13.15 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 4:46 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    MMMK. So, if he messes up again, I am going to request that you two give him a phone call, and Andew, send him a pic of your wife and you, and tell him what an idiot he is for being an ass, k? LOL.

                    I surely hope he never makes that mistake again, though. He may not live through the next one...

                    CRAP. Did I say that out loud?

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.16 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 5:17 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    MMMK. So, if he messes up again, I am going to request that you two give him a phone call, and Andew, send him a pic of your wife and you, and tell him what an idiot he is for being an ass, k? LOL.

                    Consider it done :)

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.17 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:39 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Why thank you, lol.

                    • 1 vote
                    #13.18 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    Why thank you, lol.

                    Anything for a hottie :)

                    • 2 votes
                    #13.19 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:53 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    AWWW! Thats too sweet! Your wife taught you well, lmao!

                    • 1 vote
                    #13.20 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM EST
                    Reply
                    Wheel

                    I don't do that, but to be fair, Alicia is a hitter!

                    • 4 votes
                    Reply#14 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:54 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    LOL. I am a hitter too. I wasnt until I met him, but he has since changed me into a hitting machine. He knows its coming, though. He is usually covering his head as he is mouthing off. What does that tell you?

                    • 3 votes
                    #14.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:25 PM EST
                    Wheel

                    ...that it's getting good to him. ;)

                    • 4 votes
                    #14.2 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:31 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Is that why he smiles. I always figured him for the pain lover.

                    lmao.

                    Thanks for stopping!

                    • 3 votes
                    #14.3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 4:36 PM EST
                    Andrew331978

                    I don't do that, but to be fair, Alicia is a hitter!

                    LMAO!!!!

                    Laura is Cuban (she's on my profile pic), so for the most part she's very calm and reserved but holy crap, piss her off and she goes off on you like a petite Cuban tornado. She will yell (in Spanish) because according to her, she can't express anger as loudly in English, and she will smack you a few times :)

                    Fair bit of advice, NEVER cross a Cuban woman and if you do, sleep with one eye open :)

                    • 4 votes
                    #14.4 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST
                    Wheel

                    My best friend at work has been dating a Filipino woman for the last year. According to him she's a hitter too. Fortunately for he and I, our women are about 1/2 our size. :)

                    • 4 votes
                    #14.5 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 6:54 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    Well, we are half your size, thats why we hit you. It takes alot of force to get through to the brain at times :P

                    • 3 votes
                    #14.6 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 7:12 PM EST
                    Chief CRD

                    He is usually covering his head as he is mouthing off. What does that tell you?

                    He hasn't learned not to mouth off.

                    • 4 votes
                    #14.7 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:02 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    I think he likes it, personally. He always has a big smile on his face, lol.

                    • 2 votes
                    #14.8 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:25 PM EST
                    Reply
                    mightyj

                    Wowed- I am just glad that everything worked out and that your beast has gained a clue about how to act when on a date with the wife.

                    Disclaimer- (Occasional retraining may be necessary)

                    • 3 votes
                    Reply#15 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 1:00 AM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    LOL, Oh, I am sure of that, lol.

                    FR sent, BTW!

                    • 3 votes
                    #15.1 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 8:19 AM EST
                    mightyj

                    Thank you Wowed. FR happily accepted and I look forward to reading some of your articles. (:

                    • 3 votes
                    #15.2 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM EST
                    wowed by the force

                    You are welcome, and ditto!

                    • 1 vote
                    #15.3 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 9:09 PM EST
                    Reply
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